Episode 65 - Fruitcake
Promptly WrittenDecember 04, 2023
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Episode 65 - Fruitcake

This month, the guys discuss the frustration of finding typos after publication, list some of their favorite Christmas movies, and prepare for their participation in the upcoming NYC Midnight 250-word Microfiction Challenge. They end the year with two Christmas(ish) stories for you. Happy Holidays!

[00:00:00] What's up everyone and welcome to episode 65 of the Promptly Written Podcast.

[00:00:21] Every month we take a writing prompt provided by you, write stories based on it, and break

[00:00:25] them down for you.

[00:00:26] My name is Matt Sugerik and with me as always, Ian Lewis.

[00:00:29] What's up Ian?

[00:00:30] Hey, what's up Matt?

[00:00:31] Not much man.

[00:00:33] I feel like the holidays are just kind of creeping.

[00:00:36] I feel like we're in full gear.

[00:00:37] Thanksgiving is past now.

[00:00:40] We got Christmas stuff up and all over the house already.

[00:00:43] Did you guys do that?

[00:00:44] Oh yeah, day after Thanksgiving it's go time.

[00:00:47] Gotcha.

[00:00:48] It was kind of the same for us.

[00:00:49] I almost wanted to wait till December 1st or something like that, but the family does

[00:00:54] its thing and when the family's happy, I'm happy.

[00:00:58] There's worse things than having Christmas decorations up.

[00:01:02] Here's my theory though, to me the Christmas season is actually more fun than actual Christmas

[00:01:09] day.

[00:01:10] Christmas day is almost anticlimactic and so the second Christmas day is over I'm like

[00:01:14] all right, I'm done and I want to take everything down immediately.

[00:01:18] Gotcha.

[00:01:19] To have it up is somewhat early but not too early so you can kind of enjoy the Christmas

[00:01:24] thing is sort of my angle I guess.

[00:01:27] Yeah, like sometimes see our hangs around for a little bit.

[00:01:31] I know my mom she usually takes her well actually this year was the first year my mom

[00:01:36] has like my entire life.

[00:01:38] My mom has talked about like keeping the Christmas tree up all year round and just decorating

[00:01:42] it like in theme for whatever holidays next up or whatever but she never did it and this

[00:01:48] year she like got a new tree so she did it so like her trees been up all year but it's

[00:01:53] been like different themes for whatever so there was like Easter shit on it and like

[00:02:00] Fourth of July shit on it and you know whatever so interesting.

[00:02:05] Used to go like she used to take it down I think right around her birthday which is like

[00:02:09] mid-January and sometimes it would even stay up until like my birthday which is February

[00:02:14] so the Christmas decorations have always stayed up like a lot longer than I thought they should

[00:02:21] in the Shigerr household but like I said there's worse things than Christmas decorations.

[00:02:28] Wow, I just had like a complete like moment I don't know I guess that's it for the small

[00:02:35] talking tree you got like you got like you planted some time off of work or anything

[00:02:40] like that.

[00:02:41] Yeah I'm I got the end of the year off looking forward to that.

[00:02:44] Yeah I'm trying to I think I got it wrapped up where I'll have almost like two weeks

[00:02:48] like just shorted two weeks off at the end of the year which I'm kind of excited about.

[00:02:53] The school years wrapping up I have like one regular week left in the semester and then

[00:02:57] finals week and then I get like a month off.

[00:03:01] Oh nice yeah I miss that having that month off around Christmas and college that was the

[00:03:05] best.

[00:03:06] So I mean I have a month where I don't need to be there but like I picked up that English

[00:03:12] class for the spring semester right so I'm probably going to spend a lot of time during

[00:03:17] that month like prepping the English class because it's all online and I have like

[00:03:21] guidelines that you know the state like there's things that I need to teach which is a

[00:03:28] little different from the photo.

[00:03:29] I have a little more flexibility in the photography class or whatever but I need to go in

[00:03:33] and get everything set up so that way like once the class starts I don't have to deal with

[00:03:38] all of the like administrative crap it's just going to be all ready to go.

[00:03:42] Right.

[00:03:43] So anyways I guess we just start rolling through some stuff.

[00:03:45] We got a bunch of like little mini topics today and I'm hoping just to like just you know

[00:03:49] like just kind of dive right into the stories as soon as we can.

[00:03:52] So like the first bit of follow up we have is my son Josh and I we took part in extra

[00:03:59] life early November we talked about it we were I think we were just about to getting ready

[00:04:03] to leave before we recorded the last episode which is part of the reason that it took me

[00:04:08] so long to edit the last episode so thanks everybody for dealing with that and you know

[00:04:14] like sometimes it's not so bad because like you got an episode two weeks ago and you're

[00:04:17] about to get another episode.

[00:04:18] So like usually you guys have to listen like wait a month between episodes and like hearing

[00:04:24] our sultry voices in your ears or whatever and now it's just two weeks it's like a Christmas

[00:04:28] gift if you will.

[00:04:31] But this year like we did really good raising money for actual life part of it was Josh

[00:04:36] has this friend of his that just kind of went apeshit and just donated a ton of money

[00:04:41] and like I felt bad because you know he was like a teenager and he donated a considerable

[00:04:46] amount of money.

[00:04:47] But you know it's a worthy cause so like while I felt bad that he was doing it it was kind

[00:04:52] of awesome that you know this 18 year old at a time of year or even at a time in his life

[00:04:59] when he's like making money living at home or whatever and he's just kind of like he's

[00:05:02] donating it to a children's hospital as opposed to you know the multitudes of things that

[00:05:07] you know his money could go to so it was great.

[00:05:09] And I raised personally $781 Josh raised over a thousand.

[00:05:15] Oh wow.

[00:05:16] And we have a we were part of the World Gone Geek team which is which includes Jeff and

[00:05:21] Utah and one of our other friends and World Gone Geek all of us in total raised $4,655

[00:05:29] nice for rainbow babies in children's hospital so I think it was really a successful year.

[00:05:36] I want to thank everybody that donated and if you didn't just is just like kind of my

[00:05:41] last little push donations can come in until the end of the year and count towards this

[00:05:46] years campaign.

[00:05:47] So for the like the links in the show notes if anybody out there has a little extra cash

[00:05:52] it doesn't make even five bucks and you want to you know help out the kids at the hospital

[00:05:57] hit up the link in the show notes and you'll find all the information you need there.

[00:06:02] Rollin' to the next bit of follow up November was also nano-rimo.

[00:06:05] We talked a little bit about it last month and I had mentioned that in prepping for nano-rimo

[00:06:10] it kind of rejuvenated like a story idea for me.

[00:06:14] I did not have the opportunity to spend as much time on that story over the past month

[00:06:19] as I wanted to.

[00:06:21] I'm hoping that December will be a little bit different like the first week of the month

[00:06:25] is always crazy with extra life and driving up and back and forth and I don't know it's

[00:06:30] always hard for like I feel like if you're going to do something like nano-rimo where you're

[00:06:34] writing like a significant amount of words every single day if you don't get like a good

[00:06:40] start you're screwed and you know with extra life it's always at the beginning of the

[00:06:46] month and it always just kind of messes up everything.

[00:06:49] In a good way because we raised money for kids but nano-rimo is just not for me.

[00:06:52] But to those of you out there if you're listening and you put in those 50,000 words and

[00:06:59] you can declare yourself a winner congratulations I hope your story is great.

[00:07:04] That's pretty much all I got to say about that.

[00:07:07] You got anything to add?

[00:07:09] I don't want to review too hard.

[00:07:12] Yeah no it's fine.

[00:07:15] Before we get into the next topic I also do want to publicly apologize to you.

[00:07:21] I made it a point on the last episode of being like I'm going to set reminders in my phone

[00:07:25] and I'm going to do one manuscript today and we're going to knock this damn book out so

[00:07:29] that we can put it into the hands of the tens of people that are waiting to read it.

[00:07:34] And I didn't do it.

[00:07:37] Like I think I put one manuscript I really do have the best intentions.

[00:07:42] I'm going to get them done and this year I've decided that I'm going to do something

[00:07:46] while this season I should say I'm going to knock these out first but like every time

[00:07:52] we record like we'll record and I'll spend the next couple of days editing right?

[00:07:57] And then I put the episode out there and like it goes out into the world.

[00:08:00] And then what I should probably do is just knock out that manuscript within the first

[00:08:05] week of the episode going out and then I don't have any problems.

[00:08:07] And then by the time we get to the end of the season they're all just there.

[00:08:11] And I don't have to worry about this every year.

[00:08:13] So I'm going to try to implement that.

[00:08:15] It's just like maybe even make it part of my editing process.

[00:08:19] You know I usually edit and then send it to you and you give it a listen just to make

[00:08:24] sure that you know I didn't miss anything stupid or whatever.

[00:08:28] You listen to give me the okay that you know like we're both okay on it and everything

[00:08:31] and then I put it out there as soon as you say like hey good to go which is usually

[00:08:36] the three words I get from you.

[00:08:39] As soon as I see the good to go what I should do is just listen back edit my manuscript

[00:08:43] throw it out there call today.

[00:08:45] So I'm going to give that a try once I get caught up from the backlog of the previous

[00:08:50] year but you know we'll keep that going.

[00:08:51] So Ian I apologize.

[00:08:53] I'm going to do it I promise.

[00:08:55] We're ready.

[00:08:56] So this is kind of like this is kind of looming now.

[00:09:00] We announced.

[00:09:02] We announced last month that we were taking part in the NYC midnight 250 word microfiction

[00:09:06] challenge.

[00:09:07] That's right right micro fiction.

[00:09:09] Yes okay so as of today we're like eight days away from getting our prompts and how

[00:09:19] are you feeling about this because I'm on I'm honestly a little bit nervous about this

[00:09:22] one.

[00:09:23] I was saying I'm feeling foolishly excited and by that I mean I'm looking forward to it

[00:09:31] in the sense that like you know the challenge and just you know trying to create something

[00:09:35] new but I would say foolishly because of you know my you know less than an optimal experience

[00:09:42] last year.

[00:09:43] Well and you know I was thinking about our experience last year and you know it was

[00:09:46] the first time we did anything by this this organization or whatever and you know to

[00:09:51] be fair there's a lot of people I think I saw an email within the past week or so because

[00:09:56] I think they sent out like an interview with the winner right from last year and I think

[00:10:01] it she also won a couple of the screenwriting ones if I'm remembering that correctly.

[00:10:06] I don't know and it included the winning story and it said something like the winner out

[00:10:11] of like 5400 people I mean that is like a lot of people and we're looking at like you

[00:10:18] know judges who have to you know rank 30 different stories and you know that sure that could

[00:10:23] be hard and so I think this year like don't get me wrong.

[00:10:28] I really want to make it to the next round or whatever but instead of focusing on getting

[00:10:33] to the next round I'm just going to spend that weekend trying to put together the 250 best

[00:10:39] words that I possibly can and I'm going to put it out there and if it if it warrants

[00:10:43] me moving to the next round great if not no harm no foul I just I have a 250 word story

[00:10:49] that I could do something with you know what I mean because just like you know and I

[00:10:54] mean even just with last year even the prompts we got were like kind of crazy.

[00:10:59] Yeah never brutal so it's just like I just I'm just going to kind of just kind my plan

[00:11:04] is to go with the flow see what happens I got a really busy weekend that weekend.

[00:11:08] So I'm going to have limited time like pretty much all day Saturday I'm booked and remind

[00:11:13] me that I need to talk to you about that offline when we're done recording.

[00:11:19] Okay I'm actually just I'm just going to make a note right here okay I got a big bold

[00:11:26] reminder there for me but yeah that whole Saturday like well I shouldn't say the whole

[00:11:30] Saturday but like the majority of that Saturday it I'm like busy so I probably will be

[00:11:38] I'll be able to think about it but I probably won't be able to do any actual writing until

[00:11:41] like Saturday night.

[00:11:44] So we'll see how that goes I mean I have until Sunday at midnight so I should be fine

[00:11:48] with 250 words but if I learned anything over the past 65 episodes like I I'm pretty

[00:11:55] long-winded.

[00:11:56] Well you were you worked best under pressure though too so well that I mean that's fair but

[00:12:01] I do have a tendency to have a hard time like raining shit in.

[00:12:06] So 250 words to tell an entire story is going to be interesting it'll be fun yeah but

[00:12:12] I think I'm with you I'm excited as well we'll see how it goes and I look forward to

[00:12:19] you know the first episode of 2024 when we can kind of actually give feedback about

[00:12:24] how it went.

[00:12:25] So I think it's all I got for NYC Mid-Under you good there yeah I'm good look at this we

[00:12:31] are like just cranking topics out like left and right today alright so you put this next

[00:12:37] one in the show notes so why don't you go ahead introduce it and we'll go from there.

[00:12:44] This just stems from a little um little frustrating experience I had.

[00:12:49] I don't know that you've had this experience yet because you haven't you haven't put

[00:12:54] you know outside of the podcast stories you haven't really put anything out in the world

[00:12:57] so right right.

[00:12:59] I had went through a review service we talked about review services a couple episodes

[00:13:03] back and I put the Camero murders through this particular one where you get pretty decent

[00:13:10] feedback and one of the things that they give you is whether they found any typos in

[00:13:16] the uh boy in the manuscript and they claim they had found two and they they noted where

[00:13:23] they were and I was yeah and so that was that was helpful but like the one I went and

[00:13:30] looked up and I'm like well technically that's not a typo it was it was a piece of dialogue

[00:13:35] you know what not it wasn't dialogue was monologue so the characters thinking in the way

[00:13:38] they speak and so instead of saying all I can think of he's like all I can think of kind

[00:13:43] of you know I mean like yeah so that's not a typo that's it's a that's not a typo right

[00:13:48] right but but the other one was a legit typo and what was frustrating to me is that it's

[00:13:55] been in the book literally forever because this this came out of the edit that the um

[00:14:04] the publisher did when I was when I had the book with a publisher so that's when you were

[00:14:07] with untreated yeah so like obviously it's my fault that the typo is there but like I really

[00:14:16] never looked super closely at the manuscript ever again because it had been edited you know

[00:14:21] what I mean so I put a lot of confidence in that and this was just one small thing that

[00:14:25] they miss and it was just like it was just annoying to me that like that typo has been

[00:14:30] in the book for how many years now I mean when did you really think of arrow murders I think

[00:14:36] it was first published like maybe 2018 2019 or I'm looking up on Amazon right now that's not

[00:14:45] I mean Amazon Amazon is not even the right date because I re-released it on Amazon's right back

[00:14:50] and I want to say it was like maybe it was even 2009 it's that far back what you know what

[00:14:56] I could do is I can hear we're going to do this live I can go to my YouTube page which should

[00:15:03] have the book trailer so at least we can we can see when we did the book trailer for that and I

[00:15:11] don't even know if I want to watch the book trailer because my video process has changed so much since

[00:15:16] then well that I don't know I don't know if it holds up you were also trying to you know you were

[00:15:24] being directed by my vision in some sense but oh did I post this oh I might have posted this on a

[00:15:32] different account let me see or did you know what I might have given you the video and you might

[00:15:38] have posted it all right so I think it was around 2019 thereabouts maybe well okay so wait six

[00:15:48] years ago is when this was posted because I got my manuscripts back in like 20 oh no I have it

[00:15:57] up now I'm watching it okay so I'm just gonna go ahead and I'm gonna put this in the show notes

[00:16:02] since we're talking about it and you guys can go watch the um what what song did you use for this

[00:16:10] 2017 it was a Jesse sprinkle track that's right are my daughters in this she is so little yeah

[00:16:18] she was tiny oh my god she was a trooper though that day she was cold I think it was cold

[00:16:25] I'm gonna go ahead and put this trailer in these show notes I feel like I started writing this

[00:16:33] 2007 what I feel like and then it could be I think was it might have been published as way back as

[00:16:42] 2009 really yeah because it's telling me that the trailer was put out there six years ago which

[00:16:49] would be what 17 but that that actually feels late to me unless did we do did we not do the trailer

[00:16:57] for that we didn't do it right away I remember we had to read we had to redo it because when I got my

[00:17:03] rights back we had to swap the covers oh that's probably why so we probably pulled off the old trailer

[00:17:11] and replaced it with a new one so that it had the new image because the document I have that has

[00:17:15] the edits yeah is marks 2017 for when they gave me everything back I think okay I'm not okay

[00:17:23] I'm gonna go back and in really search because I feel like I feel like the book is

[00:17:28] is pretty old now but oh well we got sidetracked I just I just sent that link to my family so

[00:17:35] that they could see how little my daughter was because she was tiny that's too funny I'm gonna

[00:17:39] have to I'm gonna watch it in its entirety later but I remember that song being really cool

[00:17:43] yeah that's a good one yeah so I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna have to go back and visit that so

[00:17:48] everybody go watch that trailer that's like that's Matt when he really I mean I think I was

[00:17:54] really like pretty new to the video production world at that time so you were but that last shot

[00:18:01] with a car though it was really sweet yeah I think we didn't we drove it over a GoPro right

[00:18:05] yeah yeah and I was so scared because the GoPro didn't belong to me

[00:18:09] and the guy who was driving the car because he drove it right he didn't yeah we didn't drive

[00:18:15] yeah and he really like kind of let loose and I was like oh my god he's gonna

[00:18:19] disturb my camera oh my god he's gonna disturb my camera but but he didn't and we got the shot

[00:18:24] and it was worth it so oh man that's fun blast from the past so anyway so you found

[00:18:31] the reviewer found this typo yeah and then I went back and confirmed that it was in the

[00:18:36] original proofed manuscript that the publisher had done for me and so and it was yeah and it

[00:18:42] was in there so like they didn't catch it either so it was one of those things were like

[00:18:46] you know again it's my it's it's my fault that the type was there but I was I was annoyed that like

[00:18:52] I had given it it a higher degree of confidence and never went back and read it another time

[00:18:57] because it was like oh they edited it right like yeah but I mean like it's good it's one of those

[00:19:01] things though where like you've been like even when you were writing it like you were staring at

[00:19:06] that manuscript so much that sometimes like the punctuation and grammar and stuff can kind of

[00:19:11] like get blurred because like you're so familiar with it that I think that sometimes when you're

[00:19:16] reading you're even skipping words because you know what's coming right so like even like

[00:19:21] with my story this month you know I always send it to my wife to have her proof read it because I

[00:19:27] missed shit like that and I went over this four times probably within the past 48 hours I

[00:19:32] read it out loud twice to make sure that like because I like I hate it when she comes back

[00:19:36] in me and she's like it's something stupid you know what I mean like two thousand a row or some

[00:19:40] shit like that and I was all confident and I was like she's not gonna find anything she found two

[00:19:44] things so sometimes it's like a different pair of eyes but I mean I think anytime a human is doing

[00:19:49] something there's always going to be a chance for error you know what I mean oh sure so let me

[00:19:54] ask you the thing that I kind of was curious about is can you go and easily update like the ebook

[00:20:04] yeah yeah so and that was a thing like because I've caught typos in my other books that I've had

[00:20:09] to edit on my own right but like generally I catch those pretty quick and then I fix them and

[00:20:15] generally they don't they're not even out and they're out in the world but no one's like you know

[00:20:19] purchased it yet before I get the fix in or something like that but this is like the entire life

[00:20:24] of the book every copy that's ever been out there and it's in libraries and like you know like

[00:20:29] every single copy has that really obvious typo in it so the print books are a little harder because

[00:20:34] if somebody bought a print book I mean that's obviously not gonna magically change now can you

[00:20:38] update the manuscript for the the print on demand ones yeah I can update both yeah and that just

[00:20:43] kind of will take you like it will just kind of swap out with what's there and anybody who buys one

[00:20:48] that date forward would be fine and I remember when you updated the covers for this series

[00:20:56] I remember them popping up like back into my homepage on my Kindle library and I was like wait

[00:21:02] what happened because like I like I bought these years ago and I think it was because there was

[00:21:06] a new version available so I think anybody who owns it automatically just kind of gets the update

[00:21:11] oh interesting so that could be good so if you do update the Kindle version and throw it out

[00:21:17] there I think anybody who owns it already will automatically just be updated to the latest version

[00:21:22] of the book like they don't have to buy it again so that's kind of nice I updated the Kindle

[00:21:27] version but then I was having problems with the formatting on the print version when I was

[00:21:34] working online so I'm gonna need to fire up the desktop and use the real version word to correct

[00:21:39] that there's something right in the ones like I have section breaks so that I kind of headers

[00:21:44] in part of the document and not in the other and some things wonky with that and I can't manage

[00:21:49] the section breaks properly in the online version of word yeah I don't I don't want to go off on

[00:21:53] too big of a tangent about word right now but I think just office products in general I've been having

[00:21:59] issues with the web versions yeah um they're just not as full featured as the desktop versions and

[00:22:06] that's frustrating because they charge a subscription for it right what's what's up now well

[00:22:12] that there's there's free versions right so like the version I use online is free it's just in one

[00:22:16] drive okay um whereas what I have on my desktop is the the 365 subscription okay but honestly

[00:22:23] the only thing I need the desktop for is to be able to do like the section breaks and the table content

[00:22:29] stuff gotcha gotcha like if I could do all of that and also actually I think um styling I don't

[00:22:35] think they let you edit styles yet still I could be wrong but it used to be you couldn't edit styles

[00:22:40] you can apply styles if they're already there got it but I don't think you can edit styles yet and so

[00:22:45] like those handful of things if I could do that online I wouldn't even need to have the desktop

[00:22:50] anymore because I can save everything to pdf when I'm ready for like a you know like the print

[00:22:56] ready pdf copy of it for the paperback and yeah I don't know I don't know I kind of keep hoping

[00:23:01] that they're gonna update it and make it a little more full featured because I like I got really

[00:23:05] pissed off I was sitting in school uh a class one day and I made a PowerPoint for a lecture right

[00:23:12] and it wasn't like a crazy like intense PowerPoint I mean we're talking like 12 slides but the way

[00:23:18] that I did it I had bullet points that I wanted to be able to click to come up one at a time you know

[00:23:23] what I mean right and I messed up I did it on my Mac at home but I don't take my my laptop to

[00:23:29] school I've run everything off my iPad so the iPad apps the iPad Microsoft apps as far as I can tell

[00:23:36] are just it's just it's just launches like the web app essentially yeah none of the animation

[00:23:41] probably works so it would let me pick a paragraph and bring it in as a bullet point but I couldn't

[00:23:50] break that paragraph into two separate bullet points and I thought I was going insane I was like

[00:23:54] I don't know what's going on and then as soon as I went home and did it on my Mac it like work

[00:23:58] perfectly so it's just like it's just like there's weird little crap like that where they just don't

[00:24:02] match up and that should be something that I should be able to do in the web version right that's not

[00:24:06] crazy intense you know what I mean that's not super complex PowerPoint it's a it's bringing up a

[00:24:11] bullet point but whatever so anyways I don't want to go off on on Word or whatever it's necessary for

[00:24:18] our lives and we have to deal with it I guess but yeah so have you have you had any other problems

[00:24:28] with this before is anybody ever came back and been like oh you have a typo and you should fix

[00:24:32] it or whatever no no one's ever well I mean it could be readers that I know might might have

[00:24:40] mentioned something or notice something at some point along the way but but no generally I don't

[00:24:43] get that kind of kind of feedback well I mean that's good in in that sense that that other people

[00:24:48] aren't finding it you know like and you said like I haven't put in any long form stuff out in the world

[00:24:53] but I will like I've seen it in school before like I've done posts where I'm typing just like a

[00:24:58] little message out like sending an announcement out to students or whatever and then like I'll look

[00:25:02] at it on my phone and be like oh god I got to go edit it for somebody who's not on an idiot like

[00:25:07] so I see it all the time I've never seen it like in this capacity or whatever but yeah it's

[00:25:12] frustrating when you think that you're putting flawless work out there and then like two seconds

[00:25:17] like you're like oh yeah that was dumb so but I will say that it is kind of nice with the way

[00:25:29] that Amazon is works is when you do find that like you can't do anything for the people who bought

[00:25:35] print books before but you could fix it for the people going forward which is cool because I don't

[00:25:39] know what a publisher would do like if you were traditionally published and then they went

[00:25:45] through all their editors like say you were still with the the other publisher that used to be with

[00:25:50] and you went back do you think like I don't know what they would do they they might be like oh yeah

[00:25:54] we'll fix it or they may be like you know what it might not be worth our time to go update that

[00:25:59] there might just be yeah I don't know what their I don't know what they would be but I mean

[00:26:02] I'm even reading like in the in the Hemingway book I'm reading right now like I think I found a

[00:26:07] typo you know what I mean like the typos are in yeah it's out there everywhere you don't

[00:26:12] mean yeah so because you don't try to beat yourself up about too much what I will say is I think

[00:26:18] it's I think it's kind of stand up that in addition in instead of the reviewer just being like

[00:26:22] hey found two typos they actually told you where they were yeah they were it was helpful yeah that's

[00:26:27] that's helpful so frustrating but at the same time like now your book has one less typo and

[00:26:32] hopefully then nobody will find any more you know what I mean right all right well we're approaching

[00:26:38] the half hour mark but I wanted to get this in there real quick so like I don't want to do too much

[00:26:43] talking about this but I figured since it's the Christmas season and I'm assuming by the title of

[00:26:47] your story and I'm just gonna tell you that minds of Christmas kind of story we're all feeling the

[00:26:52] season here so do you have like let's let's go like top three favorite Christmas stories they could

[00:26:56] be books movies TV whatever just kind of roll them out there no particular order what do you got

[00:27:04] it's a good question I mean there's some more obscure ones probably that I like but

[00:27:10] you know the ones that that people know about I mean like you know homelones good neck I think

[00:27:14] for sure I always like trapped in paradise which is kind of an obscure one trapped in paradise

[00:27:20] I don't know if I know that it's like Nick Cage Dana Carvey and John Loveitz oh my god you just

[00:27:28] said John Loveitz it's a good one I think you'd enjoy it all right so that I'm gonna put that

[00:27:32] link in the show notes I'm gonna check that out for sure but as far as like more recent stuff I

[00:27:39] find myself kind of gravitating towards four Christmas's I love four Christmas is it's not a perfect

[00:27:46] movie and there's there's some of it that like doesn't work as well but like they're there's some

[00:27:50] genuinely funny stuff in it and I find that the more I see the more I like it oh dude it gets

[00:27:55] better every single time like um we really started watching that one in our house within the past

[00:28:02] couple of years like I'm looking it up right now because I don't know what year it came out I want

[00:28:08] to say it's two so 2008 it came out but dude I mean I like Vince Vaughn quite a bit so Vince Vaughn's

[00:28:16] awesome but John Favreau in this movie is awesome yeah he is funny he is awesome like he totally

[00:28:22] reminds me of my brother sometimes not not the way he looks but like you know you come in and he

[00:28:28] just wants to like wrestle you it's like dude like we're grown up like just chill out you know yeah so

[00:28:34] like I actually I'm gonna call you tall out right now because I know that I talked to him about

[00:28:39] four Christmas's last year and I bet you that he hasn't watched it yet and I'm hoping that now that

[00:28:43] he's heard the e and Lewis say that he should watch four Christmas's that he should watch four

[00:28:48] Christmas's because that is a sleeper like I can't believe how many people I talk to they haven't

[00:28:53] seen that movie it's so good Vince Vaughn's so I'm talking people they don't like it that much I

[00:28:56] I thought there's some you know genuinely funny parts oh I think there's great stuff throughout

[00:29:01] that entire movie and I don't I don't want to talk too much about it because I feel like I don't

[00:29:06] want to spoil it for those who haven't seen it but like if if you like Vince Vaughn and you like

[00:29:12] holiday comedies comedies I mean it's Reese Witherspoon too like I mean this is like it's really

[00:29:17] kind of like an all-star cast like don't sleep on this one go watch four Christmas's I want to say

[00:29:22] that it's on either Netflix or Max right now they play it on TV quite a bit to at least they have

[00:29:28] the past couple years yeah I'm looking it's gonna I'm just gonna

[00:29:32] did it for Christmas's is on Hulu and Max so there you go I'm gonna check out this trapped

[00:29:42] in paradise I'm really excited about that you'll like it it's like it's from the 90s I mean

[00:29:46] you like it does John Lovets have like a prominent role oh yeah yeah oh I'm so in because you know

[00:29:52] what I really want to watch and this is going to take us off on a little tangent I want to see

[00:29:55] if the critic is out there anywhere do you remember that I'm not familiar with that no it's the cartoon

[00:30:00] that John Lovets did and it was like this wonky looking dude who was like a movie critic or whatever

[00:30:05] and he'd be like it stinks like I don't know I don't know I'll put a link to the critic I'll see if

[00:30:12] I can find like a good clip or I'll just throw it to the IMDb or whatever in my house like so my

[00:30:18] favorite Christmas movie ever is a Christmas story like hands down yeah I know you like that one

[00:30:24] a lot a Christmas story and that was based on a book which I have yet to read and I am just kind

[00:30:32] of going crazy right now trying to find the links to put an Amazon but it's called it's by Gene

[00:30:39] Shepherd I know that and it's called oh crap see the problem is as they've labeled it as

[00:30:49] a Christmas story now but I want to say it was like oh yeah I had a different name

[00:30:55] and God we trust all others pay cash is what it was called so I'm gonna put that link in the show

[00:31:05] notes as well um we're a big national lampoons family so that's my number two that was pretty

[00:31:13] funny I would throw out white Christmas and it's a wonderful life see those two see white

[00:31:20] Christmas I'm okay with it's a wonderful life I don't I do not want to get sidetracked here

[00:31:26] I'm gonna I'm just gonna state it out loud but I feel like didn't we watch it's a wonderful

[00:31:30] life for this for this podcast one year no we didn't hmm nope okay it's one of those movies where

[00:31:38] I could argue that it isn't really a Christmas movie oh sure like I watch on her

[00:31:43] managing secret service every Christmas Eve but it's not technically a Christmas movie

[00:31:48] nor is die hard technically a Christmas movie now you see see we're gonna go off out

[00:31:54] and tangent here and it's not what I wanted to do but but it's nothing to do with Christmas

[00:32:00] I have a dream Christmas would not have happened if that was if there was not a Christmas party

[00:32:04] like none of those it's a Christmas themed action film but it's not about Christmas

[00:32:10] it's I mean that's fair but it's none of those Christmas the criminals wouldn't be there if it

[00:32:17] wasn't Christmas Eve and nobody else was in the building Bruce Willis wouldn't have been out to

[00:32:22] visit his wife if it wasn't Christmas Eve like if Chris if it wasn't Christmas none of that could

[00:32:26] have happened at all it's it's it's our it's debatable either way okay okay

[00:32:31] fair enough so we're gonna move on because I'm gonna go off out of tangent because I'm gonna

[00:32:34] talk about how home alone gets to the same fucking way but yes it's a wonderful life

[00:32:38] I would agree in some sense is not I was bummed out man it's a bummer like it's a wonderful

[00:32:45] life is a bummer hands on a very good note well I mean yeah but I guess but the whole rest of the

[00:32:51] movie is just like oh like I know a lot of yeah I guess depends on your perspective but okay I can

[00:32:59] kind of see that a lot of people love that movie and I watched it and I was just kind of like

[00:33:04] I don't know so I'm gonna put one other one out there and I'm gonna ask you not to make

[00:33:10] fun of me we've probably talked about this before it's a hallmark movie it came out

[00:33:19] I'm not sure when it came out it's a couple years old it's called the Christmas train

[00:33:23] I've probably talked about it here before I am not ashamed to say that I absolutely love

[00:33:30] this Christmas movie I think you've talked about it it sounds familiar

[00:33:34] it was based on a book by David uh David Baldacci I believe is how you pronounce his name

[00:33:41] it came out in 2017 it stars Dermott Moroni Danny Glover Joan Qsack like there's big names

[00:33:49] in this movie um it is oh yeah I think I think I've seen it it's so good it's so good I've

[00:33:56] already watched it once this year I have no shame if you haven't seen the Christmas train go watch

[00:34:02] the Christmas train it's so much fun and it really made me just want to ride a train across the country

[00:34:08] in rightful way and I was yeah I you know what I do remember it now I totally remember it

[00:34:12] and I was so bummed out because I did like a little research because I was like you know if there's

[00:34:17] a train like this that exists like to this level of luxury I like I don't need to do it now but

[00:34:25] at some point in my life I want to take a trip on a train like this with just the intent to write

[00:34:34] and I was so bummed by train would be awesome and I was so bummed when I found out that they built

[00:34:39] a set and it wasn't like like it wasn't I mean obviously they built a set to do all the film

[00:34:46] you're whatever but I don't think it was even based off of like a real train it was just like this big

[00:34:50] luxury thing that doesn't fucking exist in the real world and then when I started looking up like

[00:34:56] actual like trains to travel on um not even close to as close to this like it's almost like like

[00:35:03] you're gonna pay like the the tickets that are reasonable it's almost like a bus seat right if

[00:35:10] you want like a sleeper car I mean you're either approaching flight prices or exceeding them

[00:35:20] and I and I guess that's fine based on the experience that you want to have or whatever but for me

[00:35:25] right now like not in the cards for right now but if I can find a luxury train that'll that'll

[00:35:32] take me from here to like the west coast I want to do it so it's a goal if you will but yeah so those

[00:35:38] are my three I think we're good we can get into the stories we're gonna spread some Christmas cheer I

[00:35:44] think well I believe you might try I don't see I don't know if I'm gonna but um yeah so let's see

[00:35:53] what who you know our prompt this month is fruitcake but do you remember who gave it to us

[00:35:58] bednar maybe let me oh that does sound familiar hold on I'm scrolling through the page

[00:36:03] and

[00:36:06] and

[00:36:06] then

[00:36:07] then

[00:36:07] uh

[00:36:09] fruitcake

[00:36:09] Chris bednar thank you Chris bednar

[00:36:12] he's an extremely good friend of the show

[00:36:14] and um

[00:36:16] I like to this little one word prompt

[00:36:19] yeah it's versatile yeah we could really do whatever the hell we wanted with it so um

[00:36:25] I don't know you want to kick us off

[00:36:27] yeah um all right I did a 249 word story no shit

[00:36:33] in practice for uh next month or while this month when this episode drops right I had a feeling

[00:36:40] that you were gonna do this but I I actually asked you not to tell me if you did because I wanted to

[00:36:46] be surprised when you told me and I'm so excited to see what you were able to do

[00:36:52] in 250 words so you said you're right on 249 249 so can I ask you a question before you start

[00:36:58] reading this because we're gonna have a little bit of extra time here how long did it take you to

[00:37:03] do this like did you not long I got it done in a night I mean I really had a vision and um

[00:37:12] I don't know if we talked about it last time but I was kind of researching what these microfiction

[00:37:17] stories would look like as I was trying to understand how to craft you know what what

[00:37:21] passes for a plot but I but I what I came to realize of the few stories that looked at is

[00:37:26] you're not really writing plot so much as I just think like a slice of life or like an impression

[00:37:33] like an experience it's you know what I mean there's no real end-to-end continuity per se but

[00:37:39] I think the the the part that I think is gonna be difficult is you try to want to like you kind

[00:37:48] of want to try to evoke some sort of emotion in the reader or something yes you know what I mean

[00:37:52] right and yeah 250 words is not a lot of time to do that and I think that's what scares me like

[00:37:58] I think if I get like three words or whatever I'll be able to work them into like you know

[00:38:02] a few paragraphs of text or whatever but like am I gonna be able to write something that like

[00:38:09] I don't know people can feel I think you need to be economical with certain details

[00:38:16] of the story and maybe that'll make more sense after I read it because I tried to convey a very

[00:38:21] specific type of Christmas experience that made sense in my head maybe it'll fall flat I don't know

[00:38:28] I it never falls flat not here at least well I didn't want it to be incongruous um

[00:38:37] okay okay you the word this less intellectual people know what does incongruous mean we're gonna

[00:38:44] show no one incongruous means I see now you're making me feel bad because I was in comic connection

[00:38:49] I'm sorry I am not in harmony or keeping with the surroundings yeah it's like something doesn't fit

[00:38:56] okay something doesn't fit like it just like mismatched it seems out of place okay okay that makes

[00:39:01] sense look at word of the day like a like a disparity between things I'm gonna leave this tab up

[00:39:06] but I'm giving myself a bonus word of the day to write down later there you go yeah all right man

[00:39:13] so why don't you read us your 249 words what what'd you call this guy my title is tinsel

[00:39:22] so here we go Christmas at dad's place blue lights everywhere carols on the radio and the TV

[00:39:31] going at the same time he's got an activity on the table but the wise men are clear across the room

[00:39:38] and he still puts gobs of tinsel on the tree my girlfriend Jesse is with me she's got a

[00:39:44] boo soaked fruitcake in one hand a big old rum and bourbon saturated loaf her mom makes them

[00:39:51] she gives dad hug and I give him a handshake dad's wearing a headly jeans and slippers

[00:39:57] he's got two days of scruff on his chin what's up with the wise men I ask they didn't show up till

[00:40:03] Christ was two it's not historically accurate to have them at the manger hey come on and have

[00:40:09] a seat and watch Charlie Brown Christmas with me I laugh come on dad I thought we were going to order

[00:40:15] food we always watch it he says ever since you were little come on and have a beer and we'll watch

[00:40:22] it he opens the mini fridge and hands me a mico lobe light his idea of heaven is a 12 of

[00:40:28] genesis but he buys mico lobe when I show up and in that moment i'm kind of frozen torn between

[00:40:36] nostalgia and things worn out and being tired in the sense of holy and wondering what i'm doing with

[00:40:41] my life then Jesse giggles dad grins and there's all that tinsel the beer hits my lips and I decide

[00:40:50] it's all okay the end look at you man like that's exactly what you gave us was that little slice of

[00:41:00] life and there was like little things in there that really kind of paid at the picture like I typed

[00:41:06] up i was trying not to type too much because I knew that I was only going to have 250 words that

[00:41:09] I was trying really hard to listen but like when right at the beginning when you said that the

[00:41:15] radio and TV were going at the same time like that evoked Christmas to me like just all the kind

[00:41:21] of shit going on and I kind of gave me anxiety because that kind of said drives me nuts like if I can

[00:41:27] hear like two or three different sources of audio or something like even if i'm not like able to see

[00:41:32] like it drives me insane like I can't but no that felt like Christmas to me you have yeah it

[00:41:39] I don't know go ahead now I was just get I was just like like every little thing about it was just like

[00:41:45] I don't know you meet you made me feel like I was in the living room with them like observing

[00:41:53] and I think that's exactly what you probably need to do with this kind of word restraint right

[00:41:58] is you made you you you invoked Christmas day for me in 250 words yeah I think you have to you try

[00:42:07] you try to like you know conjure an emotion or something you have to leave an impression rather than

[00:42:15] you know tell us tell a proper story I guess right and because you were using you were using like

[00:42:22] plot points or whatever that that feel normal that ever like everybody knows Charlie Brown's Christmas

[00:42:27] and even if you don't know it like you've heard of it you know who Charlie know of it you know what

[00:42:31] I mean so it's just like it's just like little things like that that just kind of like they don't

[00:42:35] need explanation and I think that's probably going to be the difficulty when we go into the other

[00:42:40] one is trying to figure out what we can use that are just going to hit people and they like just

[00:42:46] what people know so you don't have to spend time on description yeah I was I was pretty happy with

[00:42:53] with what I came up with and I was I was like oh man like I wish I could have used this for

[00:42:58] for the competition you know what I mean but it just came it came together so easily and I was

[00:43:03] really happy with it I'm like it's not gonna be this easy at the next time you know what I mean

[00:43:07] yeah and I liked it the beginning you were like I don't know if they were just like short sentences

[00:43:11] or sentence fragments but it was just like dads house you know this and it was just like that

[00:43:16] that's a great way to approach something like this I think well that that's how you you I don't

[00:43:21] say we're cheat but like that's how you cheat on on the words you you can cut down on your

[00:43:27] your word count by using more like the clips kind of phrasing but then that

[00:43:33] that does paint you into corner with regard to like your character's voice in a sense but

[00:43:38] you know instead of saying there are blue lights everywhere there were carols on the radio it's like

[00:43:42] you can drop off four words off those two sentences right because it was just blue lights

[00:43:46] the blue lights everywhere around on the radio right yeah man good stuff little things like that now

[00:43:52] now quick question about the wiseman thing yeah they really didn't show up until he was two

[00:43:57] yeah correct yeah in the in the uh in the biblical record yeah they are not at the

[00:44:04] at the manger huh so all those nativity scenes that we see everywhere just bullshit

[00:44:11] the three wise men are in all of them they're in all them yeah yeah it's just like a package deal

[00:44:16] it's just sort of like yeah even in the life ones you've seen those where people like stand there

[00:44:21] and just like stand still I've never seen one in person but like I know what you're talking about

[00:44:24] can you imagine if like there was a live one and I just walked up to like the three wise men

[00:44:28] and be like get the fuck out of here he's not too go like can you stand off in the corner

[00:44:32] like you're traveling still take your smelly shit over there it's a child man he doesn't need to know

[00:44:37] what mer smells like I guarantee all that shit smells like hell there's a I think I can't

[00:44:44] what it was frankincense frankincense mermer and what was the gold I think gold I think it's gold

[00:44:50] okay so gold's fine yeah can you ever anybody's gonna love gold you bring me gold I'm

[00:44:54] gonna be a happy guy right I mean I'm probably gonna have to take it somewhere and sell it for cash

[00:44:58] because I don't want to give a shit about gold but some people do I'll sell to somebody who wants

[00:45:03] the gold and I'll take the cash that's a great gift now my mom is really into essential oils

[00:45:08] and I'm okay saying this because I know she doesn't listen because she's scared of my stories

[00:45:11] she she listened to the first podcast that was the wrong one to listen to

[00:45:17] and she won't read anymore of my stories now probably your whole first season was the wrong one

[00:45:22] listen to so so so I'm pretty comfortable saying this but like she sells essential oils and she's

[00:45:28] like really one of those like people who are into essential oils but yeah like there's a frankincense

[00:45:35] one and that shit is gross like it's great I never smelled it I don't know what I'm gonna try

[00:45:41] to find it I will steal it from her because I cannot imagine her using this for anything because

[00:45:47] it is right man like it's a little bit because long it's straight stinks like why anybody thinks

[00:45:54] that this is a gift for a child what does it smell better than like like rank B.O. or death like

[00:46:00] so it's probably what those things were used for us to like no man like I feel like I feel like

[00:46:05] I feel like it's one of those things where like if you had rank B.O. and you tried to cover it

[00:46:11] up with frankincense you know what I mean you would then smell that's what they used before I think

[00:46:15] I think they used it in burial type scenarios but it might cover up the smell of death I don't know

[00:46:22] or you might just smell death plus frankincense I prefer not to find out because I really I don't

[00:46:30] know what death smells like yeah so interestingly enough I was trying to research that a bit for

[00:46:36] part of the book that I'm writing you know like decay and like yeah I guess it's pretty horrific

[00:46:41] and it's something that once you smell apparently you never forget well so like I can't imagine

[00:46:46] that we have very many older listeners with the content that comes out but like you know how like

[00:46:53] and I'm not I'm not saying this to be mean so like everybody just relax but like

[00:46:59] once you reach a certain age I feel like like older people develop like a unique odor and I have

[00:47:07] so wonder if it's like early composition it so some so do yeah I don't know what it is but yeah

[00:47:15] I know it's so it's just like so if that is in fact what early decomposition smells like then I

[00:47:21] guess I know what death smells like in a sense I'm sure it's worse than that it's probably worse than

[00:47:27] that but like I've never been around anything like dead long enough that would make it not even a pet

[00:47:33] like they're usually you know is hate as much as I hate to say like we like like you get the the

[00:47:41] the dead pet out of the house right you like you don't wait for them to decompose so I don't know

[00:47:48] what were we talking about how do we get here frankincense frankincense yeah that was weird we went

[00:47:55] from the wise men to frankincense to death very Christmas folks who's feeling who's feeling the

[00:48:05] spirit of Christmas no no I think that was really good and I think that I I kind of wish that I

[00:48:10] would have taken the same approach and kind of practiced yeah it was nice to have the practice I think

[00:48:16] yeah but really really well done I think that one is I mean what are you gonna do if on next Friday

[00:48:24] night at midnight you get an email and one of your words is tinsel well legally I can't use this

[00:48:33] story I have to write it that we mean that's true because we are publishing this right so we can't

[00:48:39] use it yeah yeah that sucks well hopefully you don't get the word tinsel well I just hope I get something

[00:48:45] that's not as yeah abstract is last year yeah last year was something else and that's why I'm

[00:48:52] just at least I know like I'm expecting ridiculous if I get if I don't get ridiculous it'll be a

[00:48:59] pleasant surprise but I'm expecting to get like you know just like three things that have no business

[00:49:04] going together and then having to wrangle 250 words out to make them go together I think that's

[00:49:10] my biggest fear of this whole thing is just like at least before we had a good number of words so

[00:49:16] all the ridiculous shit we got like we had time to try to weave them in right this we got no time

[00:49:22] if there's three ridiculous things like I don't know like we'll see what happens all right well my

[00:49:28] story is a little longer so we might should we get to it yeah literate all right so I definitely

[00:49:37] didn't go into this like trying to hit 250 words but like I think I told you before we started

[00:49:42] recording that like when I sat down to write this I was like I don't think this is gonna be a long

[00:49:46] story and I think I'm probably gonna be able to knock it out in a thousand words or so so I wasn't

[00:49:52] too stressed and I'm typing away and I'm typing away and then I look up and I'm like oh god I'm

[00:49:55] already at 1600 words and then I'm typing away and I'm typing away and I'm like oh shit I'm

[00:49:59] already at 2400 words and then I'm like I'm almost done though and I think let's see I wrapped up

[00:50:05] at 2642 so it's still within my range as of late but it ended up being a little longer

[00:50:15] than I wanted it to be but I'm really happy with this one like last month I was a little

[00:50:22] iffy on it I wish I could have taken a little more time to kind of work that story out

[00:50:26] this one I'm pretty happy with so what I got for you is a story that I called feeding the stereotype

[00:50:34] all right Christmas is a sentimental time of year for me well not just for me for everyone I imagine

[00:50:44] I've never been able to put a finger on it but there's something about the season that brings

[00:50:47] on a period of reflection often find myself lost in thoughts of memories past which lets whatever

[00:50:53] current stressors I'm being plagued by whether born-of-work family or otherwise simply melt away

[00:51:00] there's one Christmas memory that I return to more often than others it could be said that my

[00:51:05] entire life's trajectory began with this particular event and believe it or not it all started

[00:51:10] with a fruitcake I was eight years old I already know what you're thinking how could it be possible

[00:51:17] that anything of real meaning could have happened to me at such an early age it bodes well to

[00:51:21] remember that the years of adolescence are very formative and children are impressionable people

[00:51:27] spend their lives either following the examples set by the events of their youth or running from them

[00:51:33] look at me I'm already getting off track let's get back to the fruitcake again I was eight years old

[00:51:39] I was already past all the Santa bruja but my mom continued to put presents under the tree on Christmas

[00:51:44] morning so I played along it made her happy this was Christmas Eve though and that was when we

[00:51:50] usually did our big family gathering and uncles cousins etc leaving Christmas day a more

[00:51:56] intimate experience people are already gathering and just kind of mingling with one another while

[00:52:01] waiting for the call to dinner the smell of turkey and sweet potatoes filled the air and

[00:52:06] the more prominent the aroma became the more restless the adults got I could care less all I wanted

[00:52:13] was the pot of macaroni and cheese with cut-up hot dogs that I knew my mom had waiting for me say what you

[00:52:18] will but that's the food of the gods I'll destroy a pot of that to this day when the food was ready

[00:52:24] we gathered in the dining room my dad stood carving the turkey at the head of the table

[00:52:29] and my mom and I sat on his right hand side she placed my bowl in front of me

[00:52:35] she'd sat uncle Roy far enough away so I would be the victim of constant ridicule for my choice

[00:52:39] of entrees but not so far that I couldn't hear him snicker when the bowl hit the table as far

[00:52:44] as I was concerned it was his loss the meal was pretty standard as far as family gatherings go

[00:52:51] there were some playful banter between the adults everyone laughed and smiled as they ate

[00:52:56] at one point it did seem like things were escalating between uncle Roy and my father

[00:53:00] was something about my cousin Ricky whose absence hadn't been addressed up until this point

[00:53:06] I don't think my uncle appreciated a few things that were said about his son

[00:53:09] and just before things could get out of control my mom intervened and calmed them down

[00:53:14] she had a gift for getting people to see reason

[00:53:18] we're all full but still sat around the table

[00:53:21] I'm not sure if others do this but we wouldn't leave the table between dinner and dessert

[00:53:25] we needed some time to recover and prepare for Rosietta to come

[00:53:29] so people switched chairs and caught up with each other if they had an

[00:53:31] ed chance to already and the conversations would continue until someone would break the ice and ask

[00:53:36] for something sweet that year it was my anfinesse usually the first person to bring it up would be

[00:53:42] ridiculed for being a glutton but she had lost over 50 pounds that year and was very self-conscious

[00:53:47] about the remaining few she wanted to lose so people kept to themselves as she and my mom

[00:53:51] went together the goodies my favorite were the peanut butter cookies with the Hershey's kisses

[00:53:55] in the center not especially Christmasy yet they still seem to come around only during the holidays

[00:54:02] that's a mystery I still haven't been able to figure out it seems like they could easily be an

[00:54:06] all-season type of cookie as per usual that plate got passed to me last as I had built a reputation

[00:54:12] for hoarding them I had just taken my first glorious bite when we heard the front door open and close

[00:54:18] followed by the sounds of someone stomping the snow out of their boots I looked around at the

[00:54:23] table trying to figure out who was missing and came up short wasn't alone is everyone seem to be

[00:54:28] looking for the same answer my dad looked up and gasped when he saw who had just turned the corner

[00:54:33] into the dining room it was my cousin Ricky my anfinesse and an uncle Roy jumped out of their

[00:54:39] chairs to greet their son while my mom and dad exchanged a worried glance I didn't understand

[00:54:44] the latter I loved my cousin he was about 20 and probably the coolest person I knew he wore a leather

[00:54:50] jacket smoked cigarettes and listened to heavy metal he even had earrings and tattoos what wasn't

[00:54:56] alike he held a small white box in his hand which he sat down at the end of the table I know I

[00:55:03] wasn't invited he said but I thought that maybe I could drop by for dessert he looked over at me

[00:55:10] what's up little man I grin back and he watches my eyes felt or whatever the mystery

[00:55:14] confection was that he brought with him he opened the box revealing a weird mystery caker bread type

[00:55:20] thing wasn't really sure what it was but it had a decently thick layer of icing covering it and

[00:55:25] that was good enough for me my interest must have been obvious so he began walking around the table

[00:55:30] and just as it was about to hit my hands my aunt swiped it away Ricky she asked him you didn't

[00:55:36] make this yourself did you with your special butter he just laughed mom are you serious like I would

[00:55:44] do that here look for yourself this came from Calvin's across town picked it up on the way she

[00:55:51] inspected the box closely even giving the cake a little sniff before conceding and letting it fall

[00:55:56] into my hands I dropped it on the table and my mom helped me cut off a piece the icing was

[00:56:02] draw worthy but the rest of it did look a little sketchy I looked up at my cousin for reassurance

[00:56:09] it's just a fruitcake little man I know it looks gross but trust me it'll change your life

[00:56:16] I took a bite and it was good he was really good I closed my eyes and savored every morsel as I

[00:56:22] let it roll around in my mouth making sure that not a moment of this was wasted I finished it slowly

[00:56:28] taking the same care with each bite when I finally opened my eyes I was shocked to find the entire

[00:56:34] room staring at me in amusement I blushed and went to grab another piece Ricky was the one to

[00:56:40] snatch it away from me this time I know it's good but small cake and based on what we just saw

[00:56:47] I think that everyone should get to have a little bit no I sighed and nodded an agreement but he pushed

[00:56:53] the tray a peanut butter cookies back in front of me and always forgotten the fruitcake made its way

[00:56:58] around the table and seemed to be received well by all it's not surprising it was from Calvin's

[00:57:03] and his shit was legit I asked to be excused when my mom started serving coffee I knew the adults would

[00:57:10] keep talking for a little while which gave me time to go snoop around the tree I'd shake boxes

[00:57:15] and try to guess what the contents were I then shift them around so the ones I wanted to open

[00:57:20] first were in the front and they'll ask them to back I was just about done doing this when I started

[00:57:25] to feel a bit funny not bad funny dizzy might be a good way to describe it kind of

[00:57:32] then I got really happy and the dizziness started to creep down into my arms and legs

[00:57:37] it was kind of scary at first but when I got used to it I became calm and relaxed

[00:57:43] I looked at the package in my hand and couldn't remember what I wanted to do with it

[00:57:47] then I got tired and couldn't think about anything else but sleep so I tossed the package aside

[00:57:52] curled up into a little ball and drifted off into a dreamless slumber

[00:57:57] the sirens woke me up I yond and set up to look around

[00:58:02] it was already dark outside and no one else was in the living room which was weird to me

[00:58:07] I was also the thirstiest I think I'd ever been in my life so I got up to go into the kitchen for

[00:58:12] some water I walked past the dining room then stopped I turned back and walked into where I just

[00:58:18] had the best dessert of my life my family was still seated around the table but the scene in front of

[00:58:24] me was like something out of movies I wasn't allowed to watch yet everyone's head was hanging

[00:58:29] backwards much further than it should have been able to go and blood was streaked down the front

[00:58:34] of them all pulling at their feet the embroidered Santa Claus on the front of Anfinesse sweater was

[00:58:39] bathed in crimson a nice lady scooped me up and took me into the living room while they cleaned

[00:58:45] everything up I don't remember her name every once in a while I would get a glimpse of a body on

[00:58:50] a cart being rolled out the front door but the nice lady would kindly guide my attention away and

[00:58:55] try to get me thinking of other things I knew I should be sad and scared but for some reason I couldn't

[00:59:01] feel those things I just listened to the nice lady my cousin Ricky went to jail and I went to a foster

[00:59:08] home we kept in touch over the years writing letters back and forth through each other he asked

[00:59:13] me how my new family was and I told them they were fine I asked how he was doing and he said that

[00:59:18] he was fine it was good that we were both fine but I had a feeling that he was lying what's weird is

[00:59:24] that I wasn't when I turned 18 I was able to go visit Ricky in jail I think he was surprised to see

[00:59:31] me the first time I went but I didn't understand why we were family I continued to show up often

[00:59:37] going no longer than a month between visits Ricky said that I reminded him of himself when he was

[00:59:43] younger I asked if it was because of the leather jacket earrings and tattoos he said yes but it

[00:59:49] was also something else he changed his subject though and never brought it up again after a while

[00:59:56] I made my own family I married but had no kids I never told anyone about my childhood tragedy

[01:00:02] I didn't want any unnecessary sympathy from anyone I had everything I wanted around the

[01:00:08] holidays last year Ricky got sick I started visiting him more often and when things were looking

[01:00:13] especially bad he asked me why I continued to visit him all these years I don't know I shrugged

[01:00:19] you were the only family I had left I was the reason you had no family I thought about that for a

[01:00:26] while I knew the reason that he was in jail I wasn't stupid but I think that there was a part of

[01:00:32] me that never wanted to believe that he actually did it he never brought it up so I returned the

[01:00:37] favor now that it was out in the open I really only had one question for him why'd you do it

[01:00:45] he let out a string of mucus filled coughs and blew something green into a tissue before he began

[01:00:49] to speak they thought I was evil so I guess I decided to live up to the stereotype

[01:00:56] that was disappointing to me feeding a stereotype was about the weakest excuse he could have

[01:01:00] mustard really that's the reason I grew up in a house full of strangers I wanted to leave but

[01:01:07] there's a question that I still need an answer to why didn't you kill me you're just a little dude

[01:01:15] and the only one who truly saw me for who I was you were and are the type of person that the

[01:01:20] world needs more of the rest of them would have just held you back I would have liked to have been

[01:01:26] part of that decision with that I turned to walk away forever before I can make it out of the room

[01:01:32] he had one last thing for me I almost couldn't do it but when I felt the knife break the surface

[01:01:38] of the skin for the first time I felt the power that was unimaginable after that it was all a blur

[01:01:45] until I found myself being processed at the station he paused for another round of coughs and took

[01:01:51] a few deep weasening breaths before continuing when you first started visiting me I said that you

[01:01:57] reminded me of myself it wasn't just your appearance to what you will with that I left without

[01:02:05] another word and never returned earlier this year I caught word of his passing he was buried

[01:02:11] as property of the state and that was that went to visit his grave once and he's laid to rest

[01:02:17] beneath a small plain stone bearing his name that one visit was more than enough

[01:02:23] things were as normal as they could be and then the holidays came upon us

[01:02:28] during my annual period of reflection I started to think about the power that my cousin Ricky had

[01:02:32] spoken of he described it as unimaginable which is funny because I found myself able to imagine

[01:02:39] it then it consumed me the events that followed lead us to today were the first time in over

[01:02:46] 40 years I've spoken about the most tragic event of my life a life that I've worked to erase

[01:02:53] yet couldn't seem to escape only a fool would ask for mercy at this point

[01:02:59] I sat down next to my state provided defense team and avoided eye contact with anyone

[01:03:04] there were murmurs amongst the jury in the gallery which grew in volume until silenced by

[01:03:08] the judge with three short wraps of his gaville I will have order in this court he directed his

[01:03:14] attention to me you have no doubt lived through tragedy and I want to sympathize with your situation

[01:03:21] however your statement has gone on record as an admission of guilt am I mistaken?

[01:03:27] know your honor I'm guilty is charged very well that I have no choice but to punish you to the

[01:03:34] limit of the law you'll be held without bond until after the first of the year when you will return

[01:03:38] for sentencing he went on to address the room my thoughts and prayers go out to the families of

[01:03:44] the victims the state thanks to the jury for their service as for everyone else in attendance I wish

[01:03:50] a merry Christmas to all and to all good night really you really know how to make things twisted man

[01:03:59] I always know that I've successfully known there that I've successfully done what I wanted to do

[01:04:08] when all I get from you is initially

[01:04:13] like I hear like the little chuckle and I'm like yes I did it

[01:04:19] it's like um you know it was the way it was uh executed you know put together I think was done

[01:04:27] really well um you know as far as laying things out and you know just the pacing of it I guess

[01:04:34] I think worked really well but like I really wanted the narrator to be I was reading for him I wanted

[01:04:42] to be the good guy and to kind of rise above this sort of uh you know destiny for lack of a better word

[01:04:49] you know but then like at the same time you know I don't know if it's just I I just

[01:04:54] you can you know my style I expected I expected you to be you or I just couldn't think of

[01:04:59] how else you would end it you know after him receiving that information um but yeah I was

[01:05:06] rooting for him but like he did he didn't uh he didn't deliver so the ending is something that I

[01:05:12] really struggled with because originally I was gonna have him kill his own family and it was

[01:05:18] gonna be very graphic like very graphic like detailed killings and then I got to that point

[01:05:25] of the story and I just kind of stared at my screen for a while because like even though

[01:05:31] that's what I was writing up to when I got there I was very uncomfortable writing it and I don't

[01:05:38] really know why maybe because it's a Christmas story well I mean it is but it was just like I

[01:05:46] mean it sort of I mean I've written I don't know if I want to say that I've written like

[01:05:52] extremely gory stuff but I have written no I wouldn't say so I have written things that are

[01:05:57] uncomfortable to read by think maybe not so much as a blade but kind of early in the podcast like

[01:06:04] I was kind of like looking for I was almost looking for shock you know what I mean right and when I

[01:06:11] got to that point in this story I was just like I didn't want to write from the character's

[01:06:18] perspective of him killing his family it just didn't work for me so I sat there and I stared

[01:06:25] and I was like how can I make this something else and then I don't know how it happened but I

[01:06:32] was like maybe this is his final statement to a jury and then it just kind of worked and I kind

[01:06:39] rolled with it no I think it worked I did have to go back and change a couple of things earlier

[01:06:45] to make make it so that like I didn't give anything away and they were just kind of like little

[01:06:51] things like little comments to himself that that would have blown like a thing like I just wanted

[01:06:56] it to sound like he was he was telling a story just to the reader and then all of a sudden we find

[01:07:02] out that if he wasn't just talking to the reader he was talking to a jury of his peers you know

[01:07:07] and I thought that was kind of an interesting thing to do and then what I liked about it is

[01:07:15] kind of the irony in the title almost because like he was bothered by his cousins

[01:07:22] like just kind of feeding into the stereotype and that was his excuse and he thought it was weak

[01:07:26] but then right but then he kind of did the same thing by following in Ricky's footsteps I think

[01:07:34] so I don't know I had a lot of fun with this one it came pretty naturally like I did this all in

[01:07:39] one sitting now I did spend like I literally spent about a half an hour staring at my screen like

[01:07:45] what the fuck am I gonna do and then it just kind of came to me but it was all done in one sitting

[01:07:50] and you don't typically do that right no it's usually a couple usually I usually I'll kind of

[01:07:57] write out a summary and then while it's weird because like I started back in the day with my

[01:08:03] notebook and I would like write a summary of what I was thinking about and then I would draw like

[01:08:06] a hard line and then I would start writing the story and as of late like I would start writing my

[01:08:12] summary and then it slowly becomes the writing of the story so it's like half like I have to go

[01:08:17] back and write the beginning but then like the second half of my summary summary is actually the book

[01:08:21] or the actual story for this everything was done on the computer like I didn't even jot down

[01:08:28] the idea this time this was all just I sat down to a blank page and started typing which is very

[01:08:35] high did the you did the Ian way yeah this was not normal but you know what as much as I've defended

[01:08:42] my romanticism of the craft of writing in the past it worked for me and I think maybe part of

[01:08:51] some sometimes the struggles I have getting in like the writing mindset might be because like

[01:08:58] everything's not perfect like oh it's not quiet now oh I don't have my notebook with me oh this pen

[01:09:04] like I really want to use this pen but like there's no ink in this pen and I don't really

[01:09:08] want to write with this pen so I'm gonna wait like there was none of that there was no excuses it

[01:09:12] was just like my the laptops always ready to go all you have to do is start typing right

[01:09:17] um I felt weird I almost felt like I was betraying myself a little bit but I think it's just like

[01:09:25] I don't know I think it's just growing I think like the way you do things changes over time

[01:09:31] in general right like probably with anything yeah like so we're gonna see how this goes I don't

[01:09:38] like I don't plan on like tossing my notebooks and pens aside but I think what I'm starting to

[01:09:44] realize is I don't need them to do what I want to do so we're gonna see how that goes I'll let you

[01:09:51] know um I actually have been thinking a lot about my notebooks lately it tends to come up at the end

[01:09:58] of the years you're preparing to like start journals and stuff for the next year but it's like

[01:10:02] I have a little pocket journal that goes with me and that's like my personal journal with like

[01:10:06] my personal to-do's and appointments or whatever and then I have another notebook that's for work

[01:10:11] that does kind of the same thing but it's only work stuff so that my work stuff isn't mixed in

[01:10:16] with my personal stuff because I want those two pieces of my life to be separate I don't want to

[01:10:19] like go into my notebook and constantly be reminded about work when I'm not at work

[01:10:24] but then I started a new notebook for school so that it has all my school stuff in and I'm sitting

[01:10:29] there and I'm like do I really need all these notebooks like can I like so I'm thinking about maybe

[01:10:34] going back to like some sort of binder type situation where I can like have tabs and move pages

[01:10:40] around if I need to in which case I could have a whole section just dedicated to like jotting down

[01:10:45] story ideas or writing or whatever with I don't know we'll see we'll see it's hard when you jump

[01:10:51] into that stationary world you need a plan and my plan is changing and it's messing with my head

[01:10:58] and it's hard because this is the time of year when everybody's buying notebooks so like

[01:11:01] shit will go out of stock so if I decide that I want something with dated pages or something

[01:11:07] like I need to pick that now because if I wait until the end of December I'm gonna have to wait

[01:11:11] until April take to get fucking pages with dates on them so we'll see it right but yeah this was

[01:11:17] a fun one I don't know how Christmasy it was but like I started out Christmasy and then it sort

[01:11:23] of went off in Matt world but then it ended at Christmas too and it's just like what I did you

[01:11:29] write I almost um I don't know this is an interesting character for me and I don't think that

[01:11:36] I don't think this is necessarily one that I would ever consider returning to but I think there's

[01:11:41] something about the way that like I mean we don't know what he did we're assuming that he murdered

[01:11:48] his entire family right but he he took like he owned up to it like he's just like yeah I'm guilty

[01:11:56] like do what you will there's no fight there was no anything and so I think that even though

[01:12:01] he did this horrific thing I think in some way by doing that and then admitting his guilt and

[01:12:09] and doing going things going about things the way he did he's kind of free from the burden

[01:12:16] that he's carried his entire life or whatever it's weird it's dark so weird psychology yeah so if anybody

[01:12:25] isn't psychologist out there like I hope that like if I need help let me know I don't know I have

[01:12:31] I feel like I I stayed away from the dark stuff for a while you have stay away from but now it's back

[01:12:42] I don't know if that's back for good or just back here in there you know I don't know I think

[01:12:46] it just depends on the prompt and you know um I don't know like we'll talk about it here in a

[01:12:53] couple of minutes but I got no fucking idea what I'm gonna do with next month's prompt so we'll

[01:12:59] figure it out yeah I don't have any ideas either I think it's gonna take some time to think about

[01:13:06] this one but anyways before we get to that um what are you reading right now I'm still reading

[01:13:12] for whom the bell tolls by Ernest Hemingway and so you were reading that the last time we spoke

[01:13:18] which makes sense because it was only a couple weeks ago how far are you in it now like if you made

[01:13:22] more progress I mean I'm over halfway but I'm not as far as I thought I would be I um

[01:13:28] I just have been slacking on reading yeah I've been like that for a good part of this year

[01:13:34] I said a gold earlier this year of 20 books and I think I've read like nine so not not too great

[01:13:40] but um I think for whom the bell tolls is gonna make my list maybe for next year I need to read

[01:13:45] something else by Hemingway are you enjoying it still I am it's I think part of the problem I enjoyed

[01:13:52] it's got like a uh it's it's it's a pretty slow pace it's not a fast-paced book so in that sense

[01:13:57] it's got like a a coziness to it in the sense that like he's really taken his time and like you're

[01:14:05] you can put the book down and come back to it and you don't feel like like oh like where did I leave

[01:14:10] off because things are happening so fast you're just kind of like dipping back into the world and

[01:14:14] kind of getting comfortable again but the flip side of that is that because it's not like a page

[01:14:19] turner you're not like gripped by it and feel like you have to get through really fast either right

[01:14:23] right right well I'm curious to see what you what you think when when you finish it completely

[01:14:29] yeah I mean I I don't know where it's gonna go right now right so um I I can guess where it might

[01:14:35] go but I I don't know yet so it's gonna be a surprise nice yeah so I just finished a book it was called

[01:14:43] I'm gonna put it in the show notes too um it was called The Rise by Ian Rankin

[01:14:48] it was actually a short story why does that name sound familiar um he's written a bunch

[01:14:56] like a lot and I don't know if I spelled his name right there let me double check that

[01:15:03] but this was like I'm checking the the page count because it was a short story that I just got

[01:15:07] it was like one of the if you're a amazon prime member you get like free books every month

[01:15:14] and this um this was 86 pages so it was a short story but it was still like you know

[01:15:20] decently long and it was just kind of like a uh who done it that was sent set in London

[01:15:26] and what I really liked about it was like you're you know with a who done it kind of thing

[01:15:33] you're you're constantly trying to figure out who done it before the characters who did who

[01:15:36] who committed the crime before the characters figured out right because you want to be like smart

[01:15:40] of them and they did a really good job or he did a really good job I didn't realize what was going on

[01:15:49] until the lead detective knew what was going on like we like I think we like figured it out at the same

[01:15:55] time we were just like oh shit and then it all made sense so it was really good and it's a quick read

[01:16:01] like I said 86 pages that was really good um the next thing I'm starting like so I put it in

[01:16:06] the show notes here I haven't actually haven't started reading it yet but like it's next up next is

[01:16:13] the bluest eye by Tony Morrison it's the book that I chose to um teach in my English class for

[01:16:19] the spring so and I went just based off a description Tony Morrison is um a Nobel Prize winning

[01:16:27] she's still alive she is not but she grew up in Lorraine Ohio which right same as me

[01:16:35] and I've never read anything by her but um in just like I've written I've written

[01:16:39] written red I think I've read maybe some of her poetry okay it's what I recall but I don't think

[01:16:44] I've read it but um I chose this one for some reasons that I'm not going to get into like right

[01:16:50] now or anything we'll talk about it as I teach it but um it's um it's some heavy stuff I think

[01:16:58] that there's going to be some heavy content in this book and um I almost picked it for that reason

[01:17:02] it deals with like um some racial issues and it's got some other uncomfortable stuff going on in it

[01:17:07] and um it's kind of designed to make the reader uncomfortable and really think about how they treat

[01:17:13] other people so um I want to give it a go I'll probably read it again early next year when the

[01:17:19] class starts but I wanted to get one reading of it done before the semester even started because

[01:17:24] like I was like I was sitting there and I was like I signed up for this to teach this English class

[01:17:29] and like I'm really nervous and there's all these like rules that I have to follow and everything

[01:17:33] but like they're helping me out a lot and I got a lot of help to to get uh where I need to go

[01:17:39] and um I was like you know what maybe it won't run maybe it won't run maybe I won't have

[01:17:42] anybody sign up and then I check the other day in my class is full like I got 25 kids so oh wow

[01:17:48] so there's like 25 people in this class I'm gonna have to read 25 papers about this book so I figured

[01:17:52] I should probably get a little heads up and and get the my first oh yeah you want to know it pretty

[01:17:57] well yeah possibly I plan on reading it now and I'm hoping to knock it out like within a couple weeks

[01:18:03] and then I'm going to sit on it for a little bit and then when class starts I'll start reading it

[01:18:07] again so I can have at least two read-throughs done by the time I have to start they won't write

[01:18:12] this paper until towards the end of the semester so it'll give me some time but um yeah so that's

[01:18:19] what I'm reading cool I think was I supposed to watch a movie before this episode so I don't

[01:18:25] remember I think I might have been supposed to what were you reading no what was I reading last month

[01:18:32] you were reading something cherry maybe cherry yes that's right I didn't watch the movie I still

[01:18:37] need to watch that movie and that's an Apple TV plus kind of thing it did not get good reviews but

[01:18:42] the book was I really enjoyed the book yeah that's what you were saying yeah and it it went strong

[01:18:49] all the way through so um it was it was um yeah it was really good so in time Holland's a great

[01:18:56] it a great-freak connector so like did you see him in um devil devil all the time no what is

[01:19:03] what is that it's called what the devil all the time I think it's called the devil all the time

[01:19:08] that that was I think it's the only thing I've seen him in outside of spider-man and so it was

[01:19:12] just an interesting turn for him as an actor for me because I it was just something totally different

[01:19:17] than what I I was used to gotcha I'm gonna add that I'll check that one out too it's one of those

[01:19:23] films that like I can't really I can't really describe my like I can't encapsulate it in any way it's

[01:19:30] like it it seemed like it was well done and it was like you know it was captivating enough

[01:19:36] to hold your attention but at the same time you walked away from like thinking wow I would never

[01:19:41] watch that again it wasn't like hmm an amazing film but like it was well made and it was like a good

[01:19:47] it was a well-made film gotcha technically content actually like and it was it told a compelling story

[01:19:51] but like at the same time you're like wow I would just would never watch that again you know it's just

[01:19:55] I don't know there's some movies that just don't have rewatchability though you know what I mean

[01:20:01] yeah it was like a Jefferson pig with Nicholas Cage no no but I want to like it was a really

[01:20:06] really well-made film but like I would never watch it again got I'm sorry just it doesn't have

[01:20:13] that that rewatchability fact show notes are out of control this month we talked about a lot of

[01:20:19] shit yeah so yeah no I'll check that out too I've been meaning to watch that there was another

[01:20:24] Nicholas Cage thing that I wanted to watch too it was like a horror thing they came out within

[01:20:28] the past few years Mandy maybe oh my man did you watch that I did I you know there's part of

[01:20:35] me that wishes I didn't it was it was so it was so out there um you would love it it's right

[01:20:43] I'm your ally you would you will tell about it's it's very surreal and again like it was

[01:20:50] you know it was it was well-made sure you know but like the story it tells is just like it's not

[01:20:56] my cup of tea got you but you you would love it but it's is a movie that's once you watch it it

[01:21:01] kind of sticks with you you know what I mean got you okay so I got a bunch of stuff to watch before

[01:21:05] the next time we talk and I think it's like the Sentinel like what you see the Sentinel man you're

[01:21:11] like yeah you see there's a movie that I think is good that does not have rewatchability oh well

[01:21:17] I didn't think it was good but like I remember we watched that in your apartment like years

[01:21:22] yeah I was just like no oh Mrs. Griswald I'll never look at you will never look at you know

[01:21:27] you will never look at Ellen Griswald in the same way again if you watch the Sentinel my goodness

[01:21:33] my what a strange film all right well I think we you know I think we're at the end of

[01:21:40] the promptly written year which is crazy another one in the book so um well not the end of the

[01:21:45] season but the end of the year now but the end of the year so I mean next next month we'll probably

[01:21:49] be talking about like some goals and what we plan on doing for the year and you know standard

[01:21:56] start of the year stuff and you know I'm real excited about this prompt so let's get to that part

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[01:23:06] episode 66 and it will drop on January 8th brand new year the prompt will be and this is a long one so

[01:23:13] bear with me here the prompt will be I was okay walking through the darkness but what is that smell

[01:23:19] and that was submitted by russ marty and i would like to thank you russ for being so damn

[01:23:24] specific because now i have no idea what to do i have a question about this prompt sure and this

[01:23:29] is going to be maybe even a question about rules um we have it we have a tense issue in the prompt

[01:23:35] right so we're saying i was walking through the darkness past tense but what is that smell present

[01:23:41] tense do we uh we allow ourselves to alter the tense you know for for purposes of grammar

[01:23:49] or because this was the prompt that would that one do we have to do the literal prompt because

[01:23:53] generally we do the literal prompt all right so i think that you and i just need to decide now

[01:23:59] and russ will deal with it sorry russ because it makes it even look a little bit more challenging

[01:24:05] if we take it as is because it in you know it doesn't make sense in some yeah so you know

[01:24:10] i'm good either way so like if you can figure out i think i so here's my take if we can figure

[01:24:17] out a way to do it as it was given to us i can think of what we should but it it it's certainly

[01:24:23] pigeonholes you in into into that with that way or even if you want to change it i don't think

[01:24:29] changing is to was is that big of a deal because really we have darkness i think i think the important

[01:24:37] like things that we need to focus on here is the darkness and the smell right right yeah so i think

[01:24:42] if we need to alter the tense to make it work in our story i think that should be fair game okay

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[01:24:56] that's it for today we'll see you next year thanks