Season 1 - Teaser Trailer

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[00:00:02] I'm sure it's up here somewhere.

[00:00:05] Yeah, even if it is, it's going to be covered in dust.

[00:00:08] I'm not worried about that, Jeff.

[00:00:10] We'll just clean it off.

[00:00:11] Utah, what kind of box was it in?

[00:00:13] Uh, kinda, I don't know, square-y?

[00:00:17] Rectangly?

[00:00:18] Well, why didn't you say it was a square-y rectangle-y box?

[00:00:22] I mean, all this time we've been assuming it's a hexagonal trapezoid-y shape.

[00:00:26] Aliah, you're gonna have to change your search parameters.

[00:00:28] Yeah, well, it's basically the description of every box in here.

[00:00:32] Sorry, I just don't remember where it was.

[00:00:35] I know that...

[00:00:36] Oh, look at this.

[00:00:37] What'd you got?

[00:00:40] That looks like the shape of the North Coast.

[00:00:42] Is that Cleveland?

[00:00:43] Yeah, check it out.

[00:00:45] There's the Cuyahoga River.

[00:00:46] Oh, it's really old though.

[00:00:48] How old is this thing?

[00:00:49] Uh, it's there.

[00:00:50] Whoa, 1803?

[00:00:52] 1803?

[00:00:53] Why would my parents even have this?

[00:00:56] Our family didn't come here until 1975.

[00:00:59] Maybe it was from the previous owners?

[00:01:01] Maybe.

[00:01:02] Oh my gosh, you know what this is?

[00:01:06] It couldn't be.

[00:01:07] Utah, it totally is.

[00:01:09] Here, hold the frame.

[00:01:10] Let me pull the map off of it.

[00:01:12] What is happening right now?

[00:01:14] Goonies.

[00:01:15] What'd you call me?

[00:01:16] It's goonies!

[00:01:17] Am I supposed to know what a goonie is?

[00:01:20] Oh, sorry, I'm forgetting how young you are.

[00:01:23] Well, just because I'm less seasoned than you guys doesn't mean you can leave me out of

[00:01:28] your gigantics.

[00:01:29] Seasons?

[00:01:30] You mean old.

[00:01:31] Trying to be gentle.

[00:01:32] It is appreciated.

[00:01:33] The goonies, 1985, Richard Donner, Steven Spielberg.

[00:01:37] Oh yeah, I think I saw that.

[00:01:40] They find an old map in the attic, their clues.

[00:01:44] It's a pirate treasure!

[00:01:46] And you think that's what you have here on Ohio's North Coast?

[00:01:50] Was there a lot of pirate activity there at some point?

[00:01:52] Did it or not?

[00:01:53] Yeah, there was.

[00:01:54] Yeah, but this is nothing but a regular old map.

[00:01:57] Oh, you're serious?

[00:01:59] Yeah, it's not even printed in 1803.

[00:02:01] It's a reprint.

[00:02:02] Look here, published 1998?

[00:02:05] Ouch!

[00:02:06] It's not even older than me.

[00:02:09] Oh man, shucks.

[00:02:10] You know what?

[00:02:12] We need more mid-1800s Great Lakes Pirate movies.

[00:02:15] Do we though?

[00:02:16] More than zero.

[00:02:17] Fair enough.

[00:02:18] Wait, what in the world is this contraption?

[00:02:21] Oh, jeez Utah.

[00:02:22] Does she find your fifth grade science project where you tried to create a robot that could

[00:02:25] feed the cat out of an erector set in a 2XL?

[00:02:28] That would have worked if they'd let me finish.

[00:02:30] Oh, that poor cat.

[00:02:32] Uh, wait, what happened to the cat?

[00:02:35] He's kidding.

[00:02:36] I'm kidding.

[00:02:37] Is it the robot?

[00:02:38] It's not a robot or I don't think so.

[00:02:40] Here, let me see.

[00:02:41] Oh, Jeff, check it out.

[00:02:45] What do you got?

[00:02:46] Oh my gosh, you're kidding me!

[00:02:48] Okay, less season here, what is it?

[00:02:51] Alia, my friend, you have found a true relic of the 70s and 80s.

[00:02:56] I can't believe my parents still have it up here.

[00:03:00] It's a Betamax video cassette player.

[00:03:04] Like a VCR?

[00:03:05] Yeah, but even older, like the tapes were different, but it really summoned in the

[00:03:09] era of true home entertainment, the magic of cinema in your very own home.

[00:03:13] And whenever you wanted, not just when something was going to air on TV.

[00:03:17] However did you survive?

[00:03:19] Seriously though.

[00:03:20] The Betamax is iconic.

[00:03:22] It lost the videotape wars, but what a cool piece of technological history here.

[00:03:27] There were videotape wars?

[00:03:28] Was it because people kept forgetting to rewind?

[00:03:30] Nice.

[00:03:31] No, there was Betamax and VHS.

[00:03:34] VHS won out.

[00:03:36] Kind of like Blu-ray and HD DVD.

[00:03:38] And now everything is digital.

[00:03:40] This was the beginning of all that.

[00:03:41] Oh my, it's magnificent.

[00:03:45] Is that a tape inside?

[00:03:47] Looks like it.

[00:03:48] I wonder if it still works.

[00:03:49] Is there power up here?

[00:03:51] Oh yeah, over there.

[00:03:52] Yeah, and that looks like a TV shape over there under that sheet.

[00:03:54] I'll give it.

[00:03:56] Yep, an old Zenith.

[00:03:57] Nice.

[00:03:58] You're going to try to hook it up.

[00:03:59] I feel like we kind of have to.

[00:04:02] What movies in there do you think?

[00:04:04] An old home movie or something?

[00:04:07] There, plugged in.

[00:04:08] That should do it.

[00:04:11] You help with that TV, Jeff?

[00:04:15] I got it.

[00:04:18] It's powered up.

[00:04:19] I want to eject.

[00:04:21] Crap, the tape is stuck.

[00:04:22] Oh, are you serious?

[00:04:24] Looks like it.

[00:04:25] Let me hook it up.

[00:04:26] I have a multi-tool on my keychain.

[00:04:30] Never mind.

[00:04:31] It's hooked up.

[00:04:32] Just play it.

[00:04:33] OK.

[00:04:34] This is kind of exciting.

[00:04:35] Are we going to see Baby Yuta?

[00:04:37] Grogu.

[00:04:38] I said Yuta.

[00:04:39] Oh, my bad.

[00:04:41] Well, let's hope it's that tame and not something else.

[00:04:43] Don't even go there.

[00:04:46] Well, what are you waiting for?

[00:04:47] Turn it on.

[00:04:52] Button seems stuck as well.

[00:04:53] Just give it some elbow grease.

[00:04:57] Not happening.

[00:04:58] All right, let me try.

[00:04:59] Don't break it.

[00:05:01] I won't.

[00:05:01] I just.

[00:05:08] What is happening?

[00:05:10] I didn't break it.

[00:05:11] I didn't break it.

[00:05:12] Watch out.

[00:05:13] There's lots of electricity coming out.

[00:05:14] Back up.

[00:05:16] Where's all this light coming from?

[00:05:17] The door is actually gone.

[00:05:30] There's Jeff Yuta and Elia, who discovered an old beta max

[00:05:36] player.

[00:05:38] They saw tape stuck inside, decided to give it a try.

[00:05:41] But what they saw, they couldn't believe with their eyes

[00:05:45] when they hit play.

[00:05:47] Big started to get strange when

[00:05:49] they saw a red curtain up whoo-low standing

[00:05:53] then flying through its own roll.

[00:05:59] We're going back.

[00:06:02] We're going back.

[00:06:03] We're going back.

[00:06:05] We're going back.

[00:06:07] Now we are in an old movie that we have to review.

[00:06:11] If we want the next adventure, it's what we have to do

[00:06:15] when we hit play.

[00:06:17] Don't know where we'll go.

[00:06:18] But hopefully the next time we'll send us home,

[00:06:22] we're going back.

[00:06:24] We're going back.

[00:06:26] We're going back.

[00:06:27] We're going back.

[00:06:38] Oh, shoot.

[00:06:40] You guys OK?

[00:06:41] I think so.

[00:06:43] What happened?

[00:06:44] Where the heck are we?

[00:06:47] Um, I don't think we're in your parents' attic anymore, Utah.

[00:06:53] It's still an attic though, but you're right.

[00:06:55] It's not the one we were just in, but what's it go?

[00:06:58] The broken frame is here, though.

[00:07:00] You see that?

[00:07:02] Now this frame is different.

[00:07:03] Yeah, and I left the map of Cleveland on top of it.

[00:07:06] It's gone.

[00:07:08] What in the world is going on?

[00:07:11] You hear that?

[00:07:13] Voices, yeah.

[00:07:15] Downstairs.

[00:07:17] I thought you said your folks were away on vacation.

[00:07:19] They are.

[00:07:20] It sounds like kids.

[00:07:21] Aliyah, go check it out.

[00:07:22] Me?

[00:07:24] Fine, fine, I'll go.

[00:07:25] You guys wait here.

[00:07:28] The Betamax player is still here.

[00:07:31] The TV isn't.

[00:07:33] It's still running, but how?

[00:07:34] It's not plugged into anything.

[00:07:37] This is bizarre.

[00:07:39] Um, Utah?

[00:07:43] Yeah.

[00:07:45] You're not going to believe who's downstairs.

[00:07:48] Who?

[00:07:50] Just, you know, Sean Aston, Corey Feldman, Josh Brolin.

[00:07:56] They're in my parents' house?

[00:07:58] Well, see.

[00:08:00] What?

[00:08:00] That's just it.

[00:08:04] It's not Utah's parents' house.

[00:08:07] It's theirs.

[00:08:08] Wait, what do you say?

[00:08:11] We're not in Cleveland anymore.

[00:08:14] We're in the Goonies.

[00:08:29] Thanks for listening to our teaser.

[00:08:31] Basically, you just heard the first eight minutes or so

[00:08:34] of our new podcast series, part narrative audio drama

[00:08:37] and part good old fashioned classic film discussion

[00:08:40] review and trivia show.

[00:08:41] We think you're going to like what we have in store.

[00:08:43] Each episode is bookended with narrative bits

[00:08:45] like you just heard telling the story of our intrepid heroes

[00:08:48] as they are thrust through time to experience

[00:08:50] films from the past, some great, some not so great.

[00:08:53] In between the two narrative bits,

[00:08:55] we discuss the films themselves and share some fun tidbits

[00:08:57] about the history cast and other trivia

[00:08:59] while we decide if the film still holds up today.

[00:09:02] The discussion is fun and laugh filled

[00:09:04] while the adventure bits are fun and mysterious.

[00:09:07] Why is this happening to us?

[00:09:08] Who is behind it all?

[00:09:09] Will we ever press play and get sent back home?

[00:09:12] You'll have to tune in to find out,

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